Around this time of year Texas starts to get hot. Very, very hot. Visitors often think this means Texas hates you and doesn’t want you to be happy.

UNTRUE

Planet Longhorn wants you to know why we Texans love the heat. It’s not just because we’re crazy. Well some of the hobos are. But we’re pretty sure we’re not.  It’s hard to explain what exactly makes floating the river so fun but TRUST US, you will NOT be sorry.

As our founding fathers would say: It’s gonna be huge.

Oh and for everyone asking what you “do” on the river: wade. chat. drink. look at people who have bad tattoos. love your life.

*** Things to bring: Sunscreen, drinks if you want, an ID if you are drinking. Towel is optional, you dry pretty quickly when it’s 238423520983209683 degrees outside.

Come join us on May 1st on the Comal!! We’re meeting for the bus at 26th and Rio Grande at 12:30.

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Come pay on Wednesday, April 28th from 5-7 PM, we’ll be hanging out on the patio at Starbuck’s on 24th St. near Guadalupe. Or just come hang out!

Cost: $20 if you pay on Wednesday, $25 if you pay on Saturday. This gets you transportation to the river and back, a rental tube. BYOB if you want a couple of brews to pass the time. We’ll be back by 7!

We need to order buses and/or cars so we need to know how many people will come!
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